Poop Is Poop
One additional reason to dislike Tom Cruise! Reportedly, this is a mold of the baby Cruises first poop which has been bronzed in gold and will be available for auction on E-Bay next month. I take great delight in people who think that their poop does not stink and evidently Tom Cruise is one of those. Perhaps it is just his movies that stink! It is also evident to me that he or the mother of his child also have difficulty in truth and reality. Now I am no expert when it comes to fine specimens of poop, however, I have raised four children and in my time have changed thousands of diapers, I can guarantee you that this is not babies first poop. If you are going to bronze it, at least work with the liquid mass the confronts you the first six months of a babies ability to have a bowel movement. The art work, if you want to stoop that low, is not authentic. Perhaps this art work should be preserved and presented to Tom Cruise at the next Academy Awards Banquet for the last movie that Cruise made, it would seem more appropriate.