Trivial Matters

Posted by Stan Harrington

I was relieved to learn today that the Polar Pig that had been on loan to the Zoo in China survived the recent earthquake that devastated several cities. Reportedly Porky Polar Pig is being airlifted from China by our Military Sealift Command and will be returned to Anchorage on May 18, 2008. Upon his arrival, he will be transferred to a Black Hawk helicopter squadron and returned to Arctic National Wildlife Refuge to rejoin the herd, once again a proud and wild pig. (Reference article pertaining to the Polar Pig may be found on this site by looking in the archives for February 5, 2007.)

I Am So Happy That I Am No Longer Dangerous

Just Endangered

My Daughters Are Retired "Twisters"

The Wolf Pack Have Been Photographing And Eye Balling

The Arctic Hares That We Have Enhanced Into

The Hole In The Wall Recreational Area.

To Protect The Hares, We have Taken The Initiative

To Introduce Ducks. The "Duck House" Has Proven To

Be A Very Good Brood House. We Are Attempting To

Teach Them Not To Be Afraid Of The Wolf, Their

Bark Is Worse Than Their Bite.

Perhaps, In Time We Can Show The Wolf Pack That

We All Can Be Friends And Curtail Any Desire Of

Attacking and Eating Those That We Do Not Agree With.

A Recent Demonstration In Las Anchorage, A Group Of Seniors Protesting For The Re-Enactment Of The Longevity Bonus. Remember When We Use To Take Care Of Our Pioneers?

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5 comments

Stan Harrington

Sonar Count for Anchor River on 5/15/2008: 21 King Salmon

5/17/08, 12:24 AM

john r mclay

Are those your "out of town" girlfriends that are the exhibitionists?

Ducks are better eating that hares - far as any wolf would reckon. We can ALL get along until hunger strikes...
then we'll be looking for that little pig.
Caught a salmon, yet? The river has been open for nearly 8 hours. Send a fillet North with my b*#!h, will ya?

5/17/08, 7:23 AM

john r mclay

(and don't let her eat all my rabbits!)

5/17/08, 7:24 AM

john r mclay

Happy Birthday, Prattler!

5/19/08, 5:39 AM

Heidi

r u just waiting for us to catch up on blogs before you post another?

6/11/08, 8:38 AM