Prior to your perusal of this writing, please refer to the "Cautionary Statement" that is clearly posted directly to the left of your screen. This cautionary statement has always been posted on this site to warm those readers that the author does possess the tendencies to embellish or conjecture in his writings. However, the use of deceit, lying, untruthfulness, or Bovine Excrement is not utilized in these same writings.
I bring this to your attention, as it was just brought to my attention in recent days that there is a particular site that some of us will visit on a regular basis that practices a flatulently style of writing. The site that is being referred to "Flatulant Disorder". The name in itself should warn you that this site practices Bovine Flatus as it is incorrectly named, the correct spelling should be Flatulent. In the event that you are not aware, Flatulent is marked by or affected with gas generated in the intestine or stomach and normally expelled through the anus which is called flatus, however, in this particular case the mouth could also be considered a suitable orifice.
And why do I bring this to your attention? In recent weeks, a Bovine Excrement story was generated on this site pertaining to the authors mother getting into trouble on a recent visit to the LA area. The story continued, that she was cited and had to appear in court and was sentence to community service. Considering that she is a very respectable lady, in her early 70's and highly regarded in the community of Homer, I immediately wanted to go to her defense. In the process, I discovered that this was a story contrived by himself and my daughter with support from a couple of other siblings.
Being the honest person that I am, I do have to admit that they did pull it over on me and had me convinced that it was reality. That is good, but I learned a long time ago that if you give you can expect to receive . Your fallacy was convincing, however, allow me to tell you of a warning that my late brother Don advised my niece when she decided to pull a practical joke on me. "Prior to doing it, give it some serious thought, as you might get him but I will guarantee that he will not get even, he will get ahead". Time is not of the essence.