My version of a newspaper, pictures are worth a thousand words, so the goal of this newspaper is one that you can view quickly and go about your business. Sorry, we do not accept classified nor commercial advertisements.
HOME AND GARDEN SECTION
For the family on the go, a quick and easy main entree. The most time consuming is catching the neighbors dog. Roasted "dog paws" marinated in Soy Sauce and Tabasco. Considered a delicacy in Bangkok. Suggest being served with steamed bamboo shoots, fried rice, and a nice Merlot.
POLITICS
Senator Dennis Kucinich, Democrat candidate for President and his wife Elizabeth. Gave up seeking the office early into the campaign season but has announced his bid for re-election to the U.S. Senate. If you recall, he is the Senator that visited Syria and bad-mouth the United States. Reportedly, he has signed a contract to do commercials for Viagra.
Senator Barrack Hussein Obama visiting the homeland of his father. Senator Obama is the current leader in the primary elections for the Democrat nominee for President of the United States.
Senator Hilary Rodman-Clinton, Democrat candidate for President of the United States shortly after being notified that she had just picked up two Super Delegates, both women, but past President Bill Clinton did not disclose how he got them to change their minds.NEW ELECTRONICS
The local cell phone company just announced a new line of "water proof" cell phones that are now available. A great looking pair.WORLD CRUSADES
The PETA girls are once again protesting, this time the rights of the "bull". It is reported that these girls are so dedicated to the cause of PETA they took time off from work to protest. They work at the local Hooters, but will serve no food other than veggies.
The PETA girls are once again protesting, this time the rights of the "bull". It is reported that these girls are so dedicated to the cause of PETA they took time off from work to protest. They work at the local Hooters, but will serve no food other than veggies.When asked about the Democrat nominees for President and the protest marches of the PETA girls, the President of the United States had no comment:
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