Equality  

Posted by Stan Harrington

Referencing back to one of my original postings pertaining to a couple practical jokes that were played on me involving ladies under garments, in particular bras. Today, I discovered something that finally puts the male specie on equal grounds with the female when it comes to undergarments.
For many years, the ladies have had the advantage of a variety of clothing with additional padding and design that highlights their features beyond their actuality. This style of clothing has always been misleading for men, we are often confused as to reality and actuality.
For many years, the common bra has been the focus of this research, design and implementation. The only slow down that this industry experienced was in the 1970's when all the ladies were burning their bras. Since that time, great advancements have been made to up lift, spread, and increase the size of the bosom including the use of padded and water filled bras. The Wonder Bra, lead the way in the industry, advertising that their bras would lift and separate, which in effect would create an image of a larger bosom.
It has taken years, but finally men are on equal footing with the ladies. An unknown designer from Australia has developed the "Wonderjock". His advertisement includes the following "The design of the underwear, separates, and lifts. The fabric cup protrudes everything out front instead of down toward the ground". "There is no padding, rings, or strings." I have to wonder, if that is how the Wonderbra also works?
Is this innovation going to be popular? Since the launch of the new product seven days ago, www.aussiebum.com has sold 50,000 pairs of the "Wonderjock". This may be a great concept for Christmas presents this year. Just as us men have been wondering for years, if it is a wonderbra or not, now ladies will also wonder if he is wearing wonderjocks or not! Equality at last!

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7 comments

can I have him for christmas? oops...

11/3/06, 9:01 AM

*gasp* SHANA....!!! Can I have one too?

11/3/06, 9:19 AM

I cannot believe that my two daughters made such sexist remarks - you get all giggly over this picture, yet you catch your husband even looking at a pretty lady out of the corner of his eye while you are gorcery shopping, you bounce a bottle of catsup off his head.

11/3/06, 10:47 AM

Now wait a minute...it is not my fault that my husband noticed the weird hat on the chick instead of the fact that her skirt did not cover ANYTHING!!We sat in the parking lot waiting for her to come out he did not believe me that he saw a hat...and I saw a kootchie.

11/3/06, 6:33 PM

My Boss : "..and he seemed to be a little...."
Me : "A little what?"
Boss : "Well, just a little bit..."
Me : "A little bit what?"
Boss : "A little bit GAY, OK?!"
Me : "How can someone be a LITTLE bit gay? You're either gay, or you're not. OH! You mean, FLAMING?"
Boss just leaves, red-faced. His wife and I laugh at his homophobia for nearly 2 minutes.

After seeing this post, maybe someone CAN be "just a little bit...". And, then, your daughter seems to be looking for kootchie and rarely misses the chance to squeeze her sister's boobs. I think I should not ask...

11/5/06, 7:05 AM

hey I only squeeze her boobs cuz they are bigger than mine...and it's a pinch not a squeeze...you know like the ones that used to send her screaming for "DAAAAAAAADDDDDDD!!!!"

11/6/06, 9:30 AM

Is this my family???

11/7/06, 7:23 PM

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