Piggy Exploitation  

Posted by Stan Harrington

Since my discovery of the Arctic Polar Pig several months ago, I have utilized this forum of communication to educate the general populace on the exploitation of the pig. Being that it is the "Year of the Pig" and birth year of Hillary Clinton, I feel that is of great importance that this campaign continue. With the exception of the Arctic Polar Pig, there is no great concern of them appearing on the "endangered list" anytime in the near future. However, their exploitation is of great concern. We have seen pictures of them dressed up in clothing, members of sporting teams such as track and field events, swimming, and high board diving. We have ridiculed them for centuries as being dumb, dirty, and the only purpose of their existence is to provide us daily rations of bacon, ham, sausage, spare ribs, head cheese, and pickled pigs feet. We have contrived stories of them building their houses out of sticks and mud as well as teaching our children how to count their toes. Hollywood has not assisted in the endeavors to stop this exploitation. How many years has it been that we have been subjected to seeing "Porky" on the big screen in various stages of nudity and laughed at because of his speech impediment.

The exploitation has now evolved into genetic alteration of the specie to further enhance the specie. This exhibition is in the infancy stage, it will slowly evolve to the point that through genetic alteration we will be seeing pigs with two additional legs to in order to provide additional hams at little or no extra cost to the supplier. In my continued research of the exploitation of the pig, it has been discovered that the genetic alteration experiments are being conducted in China's Shannxi Province. On March 6th of this year, this piglet was photographed. The genetic balance of this piglet has been altered enough that it has one head, two mouth's, two noses, and three eyes. I would encourage all of you to support me on this issue and boycott all pork imported from China. If we stand in one unified voice, we can make a difference and stopped the exploitation of these lovable creatures.

3/7/2007 11:21 pm: This picture has been added to the site since the initial posting. The picture just become available utilizing mirrors to "show off" the facial features of this piglet. Exploitation has to stop.

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12 comments

sick, just sick

3/7/07, 12:32 PM

Dang, Bro you need to learn to prattle more - three words and your are out of there. Glad to see that you made it out of Beaver, Utah and now safely into Las Angles. Myself, I would have stayed longer in the Nevada casino or even extended my stay in Beaver, anything to prolong a visit to Las Angles. Now you see, this is what a prattling comment is suppose to look like.

3/7/07, 1:15 PM

The recieving warehouse was concerned as it was-their gummy bears or whatever I had on board may have been delayed making it to Walmart shelves everywhere. Otherwise I was on a winning streak in Jean, NV.

3/7/07, 2:58 PM

Google earth is real cool, spied right into La Vaughn's in GJ

3/7/07, 3:36 PM

i think i am on to a hack rat

3/7/07, 5:53 PM

i think i am on to a hack rat

3/7/07, 5:53 PM

Double-comments do not count as more words, Bill. But this comes from a short-worded blogger.

I'll bet that lady with the 2-nosed swine could read the symbols on my knife AND stories on the sword.

Have you seen the chicken(hen) with a rooster's comb and duck feet? Reality in genetic tampering, friend! No. It wasn't haarp.

3/7/07, 7:07 PM

Boy after all; that I forgot what you blogged....hold on I will be back.

3/7/07, 10:57 PM

sick, just sick

3/7/07, 10:58 PM

Whatcha talken bout? Why is it "sick, just sick" Do you not understand the plight that the piggies are in? Where is your sensitive side? Is it to much to ask you to give up an extra slice of bacon to save a pig? Look at the smile on the ladies face, she is delighted with her expermentation and shows no remorse that she altered the genetics of this poor, innocent piglet! It is just not fair! If we do not take a stand, the next thing we will know is that they will be having cross dressed chickens posing as the opposite sex with duckling legs. What are they going to call them, "Chicken Quackers"?

3/7/07, 11:07 PM

called a "ducken" by the owner.

3/8/07, 5:45 AM

Heidi stole the words right out of
my comment box-sick just sick

3/8/07, 9:19 AM

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