Full Service Throne  

Posted by Stan Harrington

The "Ultimate Toilet" produced by Rotor Rooter. This new bathroom feature has just recently come on the market. The modest bathroom fixture that we have all taken for granted is now a "user friendly" device. The toilet has remained unchanged for many years, however in recent months we have witnessed some drastic improvements in the "throne". First, as it was reported right here, the Aqua-Toilet came out, a fixture with a built in aquarium replacing the old cold porcelain tank. That device could be introduced as part of the "Ultimate Toilet".
Like a car, you can get a variety of options on the "Ultimate Toilet". The attached picture is of one of the deluxe models, containing an automatic toilet paper dispenser, Ipod, CD Player, DVD Player, Computer, Flat Screen Monitor, Printer, Television, Lighted Make Up Mirror, Refrigerator, Sun Lamp, AM-FM Radio, Bicycle Exercise attachment, small micro wave oven, and a tank warmer so the tank will dispense warm water. Cost of the "Ultimate Toilet" is dependent upon the options selected. For additional information pertaining to models, contact your local Plumma.

This entry was posted on February 11, 2007 at Sunday, February 11, 2007 . You can follow any responses to this entry through the comments feed .

8 comments

Yeah I am the first to post a comment...anyways I never spend that much time on the "throne" and my life is not so busy that I would miss something while going potty. I guess though there are people who would deem this toilet worth the cost. One thing, I think that even though all the features are interesting, they are missing one very important thing. Hand sanitizer!!!

2/11/07, 11:44 AM

WHO USED THE TOILET LAST??!!!

2/11/07, 11:46 AM

If I spend that much time in there you may as well shoot me. If I had a billion dollars, I'd probably own one.

2/11/07, 6:33 PM

For the man who has everything but a life.

2/11/07, 8:20 PM

Maybe mom would blog if she had one of those!

2/11/07, 10:03 PM

This morning (Monday) Fox News did a 15 minute interview on the subject of the ultimate throne, it showed the device in full detail along with the interview with the creator. The device is actually made by "Roto Rooter" and it is called "Pimp Out My John". It is designed as a publicity stunt by Roto Rooter and will be given away on April 25th. Additional information may be obtained by going to foxnews.com and clicking on the tab. The reason that April 25th was chosen is because that is "National Plummers Day", now when did the plummers get a special holiday? I can understand Mothers Day, Fathers Day and even Presidents Day - but Plummers Day?

2/12/07, 3:02 PM

Just checked foxnews.com, although I found the subject it took a little time. You can go directly to it and highlight each feature as well as enter the sweepstakes to win it if you go to rotorooter.com/john/index.php or go to rotorooter.com and click on the link. This is a must see site!

2/12/07, 3:27 PM

hey now without the plumer I would never have gotten my ice maker...nor Sarah her pipes unplugged...okay but we would have had to do it ourselves...and in her case...having a plummer saved her from doing a yucky job....I say hail to the plummer...someone has to fix the shit!!

2/12/07, 11:35 PM

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