Swim At Your Own Risk  

Posted by Stan Harrington

Have you ever heard the name, Slovenian Martin Strel? He currently holds the world record for swimming the Yangtze River? If that is important to anyone but himself. He has also completed a swim on the Mississippi River, not the width but the length.

Currently his claim to fame is that he will make an attempt to swim the Amazon River, again not from bank to bank but starting his swim in Atalya, Peru and finishing on Brazil's Atlantic coast, a distance of 3,375 miles. He will commence his swim on February 1st and hopes to complete his journey by April 11th.

Mr. Strel is fifty two year's old and will be dedicating his swim to "world peace and the environment". Although, I do admire him for his ability to swim long distances, but I surely hope that he is also a very fast swimmer. The Amazon River is one of those "great unknowns", they have snakes, bugs, fish, and flesh eating animals that have not even been invented yet! A quick inventory of the known species is piranhas, snakes, crocodiles, sharks, and the dreaded candiru. This is a small toothpick fish that likes to swim into body orifices, erect a spine and start feeding on blood and tissue. For his protection against the candiru, the swimmer will not urinate in the water, use a special cream on body orifices, and wear a wet suit which should also protect him from fresh water sting-rays, piranhas, and the aggressive bull sharks.

There will be a fleet of support boats accompanying him on his swim, as he intends to only swim 11 -12 hours per day. The support boats will also carry buckets of animal blood to lure the predators away from the swimmer. My concern is, how will those support boats see that crocodile laying on the bottom of the river, waiting for a tasty meal to swim overhead. How will they spot the schools of piranhas in the silty water as a school of them move up to their target. Spreading blood is great idea as a distractant but could it not also be reversed and become an attractant?

I will assume that he will complete his swim, but in the end, the question will be asked, Who is Slovenian Martin Strel? If you want to watch his daily swim, his feat will be carried live over the internet at www.amazonswim.com Good Luck to Mr. Strel and if you can please send me a fishing report as often as you can, I would appreciate it.

This entry was posted on January 21, 2007 at Sunday, January 21, 2007 . You can follow any responses to this entry through the comments feed .

7 comments

Didn't a lady just die from holding it. It's a
long way down the Amazon as you said so this
will add a whole new meaning to """Are we there
yet? or ---I gotta pee. Can I "offer him
a "little john" or a truckers jug for his journey.
He'll have to go when he see that python or croc.

1/21/07, 6:34 AM

Many undiscovered species just opened your
imagination to educate us there "jungle Stan".
How about the feared Yoick Eater. His oriface
covering cream might only help if he was swimming
the San Francisco Bay.

1/21/07, 6:48 AM

Why would it help in SF Bay? I wouldn't think that a trucker or prattler should know so much about the orifice cream market - but why ask.? I think you two are just jealous of the swimming feat because a redneck with water over his ankles is, probably, drowning.

1/21/07, 8:23 AM

I have no knowledge of oriface creams myself,
it is just the product reputation that I was
commenting about.

1/21/07, 6:54 PM

why is it men are such Homophobes but they still pat each other on the butt for good luck?

1/22/07, 8:38 AM

are you saying these guys pat each other's butts?! What sight am I on?!?!

1/22/07, 8:39 PM

Hey tell Shana I would comment but her WV is not working and won't show up so I can type those stupid random letters in the stupid little box.

1/22/07, 10:30 PM

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