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Posted by Stan Harrington

Although, Shana may be mowing her lawn, our lawn is still a few days away before Terry can once again run behind the mower, a best guess estimate, about two feet of snow. Although, we are starting to see a few gravel spots showing in the driveway, I wonder if the "frost boil" is going to appear in the middle of the driveway once again. Remember that one which my children were going to haul in material and fix for me! Oh well, I guess your mother will not mind pushing my truck through this boil one more year. It appears that there is a massive "cookie sales" campaign waging throughout the state this year, everywhere I look I see signs advertising cookies. Seeing this, I sat down and gave it some serious contemplation as to how all of these cookies could be sold one single lot. Why waste time and energy attempting to squeeze $4.00 from people who really do not want any cookies but cannot say "no" to a cute little girl or sexy "Cookie Mom". Heidi, if you follow my sage advice I can make you the "Cookie Mom Of The Year" in Anchorage. Next year, you will need to contract of fifty foot van to haul cookies instead of relying on your Chevy. The concept is simple, prior to ordering your cookies you pre-sale them. The predominant market that I have identified for you is the veterans. In January, you approach the Veterans of Foreign Wars or the American Legion and asked to purchase all of your cookies. When those cookies arrive, you dress your troops in their uniforms, give them each one small American flag to carry and you deliver your cookies, free of charge, to the Veterans Hospital where each patient will receive one or two boxes of cookies compliments of the VFW or American Legion. If those patriotic organizations do not want to fund the entire thing, you then turn to the corporate world and get donations from these large companies! Erica, you can also do the same thing only on a smaller scale. You can also go to these organizations or from cash contributions from local businesses, but you deliver your cookies to the Senior Citizen Centers in Homer, Anchor Point, and Ninilchik. It would really solve your problem of getting these cookies sold in a timely fashion, competition and filling your freezers full of cookies! Not only could you boost your cookie sales easier than fighting with other leaders in the middle of Fred Meyers, but you could also write it off as a project for the troop. See, I do come up with some good ideas, I do not spend all of my time thinking up trivial prattle.

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5 comments

Well father my lawn is being mowed in daily bursts...two feet today two more tommorrow...hehehe as for cookiesl....hellloooo...I worked at the verterans Hospitol....it is manned by a BIG ugly colored nurse lady....she would slaughter anyone who attempted to bring anything into the hospitol that was not regulation........even the nursing student who smuggled the cute little terrior in to see his aged and dying owner....see the dog was sick too and being handled in a more humane way...they were having him put to sleep... the dog not the owner.

3/29/06, 3:32 PM

Yes the hospitals do not like GS cookies.

That would be a great addition to the project but it is also a leaning thing. They get so much out of the program marketing, sales, money handling, goal setting. For our troops at this age leval, thier goals are rollerskating and Movies, we don't need to push sales yet.
Along with the fun we think about charity work. This year we sold 7 cases for donations and what ever stock we have we will also donate---some to the School Districts "Kids in Transit Progrm" and i think Marlow Manor the Seniors home. We will usually give a small donation to the PTA or paper products to a local shelter.

Maybe when and if T troop trys to travel outside of state i will have them call you to help write up a marketing plan.

3/29/06, 9:37 PM

Shana- y0u cannot blame the floor nurse from stopping someone with a little terrior from entering the hospital, eating a dog cannot be good for a patients diet! Heidi - think "outside" the box - cannot the girls get just as good training by counting hundred dollars bills as they can by counting one dollar bills? What is more challenging, selling a box of cookies to a little old man or a truck load at a time - where would Bill Gates be today if he had been happy to invent a word processing software program and then stop there? Go big, statewide, national, start a major advertising campaign, take over the Girl Scout Cookie empire, put it into public stocks and then you and all the girls could live off the dividends - what a future you could develop for them!

3/29/06, 11:56 PM

If you wanted to maintain historic value of the cookie sales, you could set up a table at Fred Meyers and sell stocks instead of the actual cookies - the potential is there! You buy a box of cookies and then they are gone, you buy stock in the company and it would be something that would continue to give a return - much easier to sell -

3/29/06, 11:59 PM

I just had a cookie mom retire...want the "Job"... PLEASE!!!

3/30/06, 8:40 AM

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